Warm freshly baked bread at a restaurant

The amount of times mom says she adjusts her bracelet per day

An expression of indignation when mom can't find something in her home

A gigantic gasp so extreme you think someone just died

How mom asks people if they agree

A blasphemous Passover snack

Baruch atah Adonai Eloheinu Melech ha-olam, asher kid'shanu b-mitzvotav, v-tzivanu l'hadlik ner shel Hanukkah

How you celebrate Christmas Day

What your grandmother offers your goy friends during Passover dinner

Which holiday is that again?

A depression era cuisine served by your great grandmother

The name of grandma's mystery casserole

Delicacy that goes quickly at family gatherings

A Chinese dish you "just can't find in Florida"

A casserole featuring egg noodles and canned fish

Flowers may or may not go in these

Have you seen my ___?

WHERE did you move my ___?

WHY did you move my __

"I don't understand, it was working yesterday."

The answer to the question, "Where should we go for dinner?"

A terse retort after being criticized by her daughter Jill

"Your hair looks nice, did you actually do it today?"

Something you need for every indoor occasion

The appropriate way to speak to loved ones 

What is..."Piping hot!"

What is...50 times

What is..."It's the strangest thing in the world."

What is...A news notification on her phone

What is..."Can you believe it??"

What is...Ham on matzoh

What is...the only Hebrew prayer you know

What is...Chinese food and a movie

What is...Serving them bread

What is...Yom Kippur

What is...Spaghetti with ketchup

What is..."Mish mosh"

What is...Beef tongue

What is...New York style fried rice

What is...tuna casserole

What are...Empty decorative vases

What is...The junk drawer

What is...The junk drawer

What is...The junk drawer

What is...The printer

What is..."You decide."

What is..."Enjoy me!"

What is...The backhanded compliment

What is...A light sweater

What is...Interrupting and yelling over them